January 2012
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Remember that guy who said that pregnant women...
He’s now single.
Ha! That’s what you get!
Watchthedailywhat:
So This Happened of the Day: Bravo’s Andy Cohen gets Ralph Fiennes to recite some Harry Potter slash fanfic involving a forbidden romance between the series protagonist and his archnemesis, who must not be named.
[insider / marysure.]
My jaw was on the floor.
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4AM.
I would love to tell you that I was woken up by a nightmare. It’s much worse than that, though.
I was woken up at 2:30 by a bunch of inconsiderate assholes in my living room.
I honestly thought their shrieking was something to be concerned about at first. My body was in full panic mode.
But nope! Just some fucking dildos in my living room who clearly don’t care that there is a...
And.
Going to St. Paul to fill out papers and have meetings and meet with my caseworker today was INSANE.
Some random lady got into a fight with a crackhead (obvious from her teeth and skin) because she thought she stole her phone. It’s like, there are kids there, yo. Grow the fuck up.
Paul is being really sweet.
It makes my life so much less stressful, I’ll tell you that much, Tumblr followers.
He’s going to be sending Elena stuff in the mail, and that thrills me to no end.
People say a lot of bad things about the guy, out of past experience, I suppose, but at the end of the day, I really think he’s going to be a good Dad.
Atrocious mood.
It always happens after a certain event occurs. No need to elaborate. If you know, you know.
Gonna talk to some Arbys about this.
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“Rory! That’s a relief. Thought I’d burst out of the wrong cake. Again. That...”
– The Doctor, Doctor Who (The Vampires of Venice)
Watchiansnugwildlife:
garunriot:
oceanastronaut:
GOD
WHO KEEPS MAKING THESE
LMAO. OMG.
DEAD HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
Not as good as the first one I reblogged, but someone is still a genius.
Someone bought me
the travel nest I really wanted for Elena.
It was 50 bucks. It was more on a wishful thinking list than an actual registry, in my mind.
WOW. SOMEONE LOVES ME. THEY WILL BE GETTING SO MANY HUGS.
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Spin the Bottle →
Daniel Radcliffe in a skit from SNL. I enjoyed it thoroughly.
Watchthedailywhat:
In Case You Missed It of the Day: For his latest dead-on impersonation of a musician, Jimmy Fallon mashes up David Bowie and Tim Tebow and calls the unholy union “Tebowie.”
[lnwjf.]
I love this fucking guy.
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Vampire Diaries.
What the fuck was up with that Klaus/Caroline scene? HUH? HE’S PLAYING HER, Y’ALL CAN JUST TELL.
And Stefan, way to be a total fucking douchebag. Christ Almighty. It’s all good, though, because now it’s Damon/Elena time. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIT IT GIT IT.
Also. Whoever that Dr. Fell is that’s talking up Alaric… She’s cray.
Essentially, shit just got real...
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Leopold is home.
Aaaand it’s most likely stress.
STRESS. AGAIN. THIS FUCKING CAT.
Anyway, it’s causing some pretty bad bladder issues, although he doesn’t have an infection. So, until further notice, he’s on an all soft food diet. He also has pain meds for a week. His life is SO rough.
If he’s not feeling better by Monday, they want to run some x-rays to rule out stones. At this...
drinkyourjuice:
Trick Daddy — Let’s Go (ft....
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Leopold is at the vet.
I took him in today because I’m pretty sure he has a UTI.
They’re keeping him for a couple hours while they do a urinalysis.
Cleo is freaking out because he isn’t here. I keep crying because naturally, I’m terrified that he’s dying and I’m never going to see him again.
I don’t know who keeps authorizing these ordeals to keep happening while I’m...