Oh hai there, Chris O’Donnell. :-D …Also, when RDJ came on the stage, I nearly peed. The way he walks makes me weak in the knees.
You guys don't want to know why...
…But I am so sore that I can barely move. I have a GIANT bruise on my back. It sort of looks like Africa.
Pink makes me feel dirty.
In a good way.
I miss my Carla
Me: we haven't seen each other in quite some time :(
Cayla: who? you and pedro?
Me: you and I!
Cayla: i know.
Cayla: i miss you.
Cayla: i miss us
mykicks: How to Take Off Your Shirt Like a MAN: A Video Tutorial by MyKicks I think everytime I do awkward things on my videos I’ve taken to making choking noises inadvertently, in reference to my video with my headgear. I love you. I just… I just do.
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kvknowsherfun: saratt: thecooknook: Making chicken pot pie from scratch is so easy and delicious. Here’s my homemade, individual and personalized (I get a little “j” and Jason gets a big “J”) chicken pot pie recipe. It’s the perfect winter meal, especially when you’re stuck inside from the snow. Here’s what you need (recipe makes 4): Olive oil 1 yellow onion, chopped 4 cloves of...
Democracy in a nation of three hundred million people can be noisy and messy and...– Barack Obama (via drinkyourjuice) Goodness gracious, that man can give a speech.
I don’t judge others. I say if you feel good with what you’re doing, let your...– Sarah Jessica Parker (via erinsshenanigans) (via quote-book)
Kyle is really impressing the women in my life.
Kyle: We can never get married, now. Can you imagine telling the story about how we met?
Me: Haha, yeah... It'd be pretty bad. People would throw tomatoes. At you, not me. We should just make something up.
Everyone in the room: What's the story?
Me: Oh. Well. He was very drunk when he met me. He told me I wasn't a real smoker, he told Brandon that for a queer, he was awesome... Oh! And when Kelsey pulled up to drop me off at my apartment, Kyle asked if homeless people lived there. But he called me cute... So... I guess I'll keep him.
Pam: ... ... ...
Peggy: That's a great story to tell at your wedding.
Mom: Wedding? What wedding? No weddings today.
You know that place between sleep and awake? That place where you still remember...– Tink, Hook (via rosalafae) <3
I Love Audra.
Me: I have to go. I have to do laundry and my phone only works in my room, because Verizon is AWESOME.
Audra: It's okay. When you come down to Illinois, your phone will actually work everywhere.
Me: I'm excited for my phone to work for a whole week!
Audra: Yeah, instead of it working in one tiny area of Walnut, it'll just work everywhere! You'll shake Verizon's hand. You'll tell them they did a good job.