Plains of Insanity: Archive

I haven't updated yet on the Paul situation.

I don’t really know what else to call it, other than a “situation”. It’s a non-situation, now, though, so I guess I can stop calling it that. We talked. Everything is fine. I came home ready for a break-up. I was ready to talk, balls out, and tell him that I’m worth it, and if he didn’t think so, he could fuck off. But, it didn’t end up that way,...

Dec 1st

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Christmas List.

I’m mostly getting this down so that I know what to buy myself… Amazon gift cards (For my Kindle) Bath & Body Works gift cards (I loooove having eighty million different scents) Victoria’s Secret g.c. (Desperately need a bra that lifts! These pups need all the help they can get!) Ulta g.c. (I really need new primer. They also have perfume.) In reality, I won’t be...

Nov 30th

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Nov 30th

I wouldnt mind some sex and hot chocolate right...

I’ve had the hot chocolate (with Baileys), and even a cookie… I guess we’ll see if Paul is rowdy when he gets home from work. I do look pretty doable in this hoodie, guys.

Nov 30th

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I can't get comfortable

avocadosalad: I JUST WANNA SLEEEEP Is that a .gif from Doctor Who?!

Nov 30th

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Blog of Myself: zachbez: HARRY POTTER DRINKING... →

zachbez: HARRY POTTER DRINKING GAME aka SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR LIVER disjectamembra: treebarkanddaisies: theprincedouche: You drink/take a shot when: Hermione corrects someone Harry rubs his forehead in irritation and/or pain Harry is amazed by wizards The name… Gonna do this. Gonna do this so hard.

Nov 30th

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Nov 29th

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Nov 29th

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One time I almost drowned in a ball pit.

I laughed wayyyy too hard at this.

Nov 29th

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Watch

Anna was doing a word find. I had to record because… Well, you’ll see.

Nov 29th

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Nov 28th

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Nov 28th

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Well, I'm really cool.

I just realized that Cee Lo Green is the voice behind Gnarls Barkley. … I’ll just be over here, banging my head against a wall.

Nov 28th

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Nov 28th

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avocadosalad: molls: this is perfect Cayla. Kym is Nicki Minaj, right? Please tell me I’m not being crazy/racist for thinking this. This amazing gem of a clip is going to be A SHOW?! I’m in. IN IN IN. And oh my god, Anna, yes. SHE IS KYM. NOT A REPLICA. THE EXACT PERSON.

Nov 28th

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I’m smoking a little you-know-what, and drinking a little X-Rated. It’s helping me relax hardcore. I was to the point where I couldn’t keep anything down because of how much I was crying. Listen. My life sucks, but I’ll survive. I always do. I’ll have a few months of sobbing uncontrollably, and then I’ll get my shit together. I had a good day today, though. I...

Nov 28th

Nov 27th

I have to stop wanting someone who doesn't want...

No matter how bad I want him to change his mind. No matter how unfair I think this all is. No matter. I deserve better than this, I keep telling myself; I deserve someone who is going to love me for me, unconditionally, through the good and bad. I really, really wished it could have been him, but it just isn’t. I feel empty and achy. Tears won’t stop appearing at random moments....

Nov 26th

Nov 25th

I feel a little better.

I’m watching season 4 of ‘30 Rock’ and drinking grape juice. Someone told me just how worth it I am tonight. It’s nice to hear it, even if he does live in another state. I just hope that someone else realizes that, too.

Nov 25th

I'm making caramel apple pie.

I attempted cherry cha-cha, but alas, while whipping the cream, it just turned to butter… I’m okay with this, because it’ll still taste good, and I’ll eat it all by myself if nobody else wants to. I blame my mixer from the 50s. I’m pretty lonely tonight. Hell, I’m pretty lonely every night. Most of the time, it feels like I’m not in a relationship. It...

Nov 25th

That's not very ladylike.: When you are all out... →

lady88: don’t forget to look around at all of the people working their holiday asses off. At the grocery store, at the coffee shops you lounge in, at the restaurants you dine in, at the stores you shop in. LOOK AT US. We are tired ALREADY and it’s not even December yet. Smile at us. Treat us like human… Amen. I work Black Friday at JCPenney from 3:15AM to noon. I NEED YOUR SMILES.

Nov 24th

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I can't stop giggling.

Paul called my pills “pneumonia pills” and I laughed wayyy too hard at it. I’m watching ‘Conan’, which is funny in general, but EVERYTHING IS FUNNY. …This fever is making me really delirious. I also just want to stuff my face, but I know I can’t taste anything… And am probably not hungry. I’m afraid to watch anything with attractive men...

Nov 24th

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Today Neal (a CLOWN) told me there's money to be...

avocadosalad: People always tell me I’m funny, but I never really agree with them unless it’s someone I respect/someone that can make me laugh. Neal’s both for me. So needless to say, it made me very happy when he told me that. One time, after my one act performance, Neal told me that I pissed on that stage and told it who was boss. I always wanted to be the funny person on stage. When Neal...

Nov 24th