August 2010
I learned the facts of life… By watching ‘The Facts of Life’!
-The Cable Guy
Greyhound bus
avocadosalad:
NEVER AGAIN
Shoulda taken the train!
avocadosalad:
I ramble when I’m angry.
Girl sitting in front of me is on Tumblr.
…I swear, I wasn’t trying to look at her URL or anything…
It was revealed to me today that my Astronomy teacher has a strange likeness to what my boyfriend will look like in 40 years.
This is a solid fact. Paul will look like a hippie in 40 years. Who wears short shorts. Also, my Astronomy teacher’s name is Paul.
MIND IS BLOWN, Y’ALL.
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Also. Also. My Astronomy teacher wears short shorts and see-through shirts. He also has a long, scraggly beard he likes to pull on. And giant glasses. I think I’m in love.
Movies I'm REQUIRED To Watch For 'Intro To...
Modern Times High Noon Shall We Dansu? Devil In A Blue Dress Memento Persepolis Billy Elliot Tootsie Up In The Air Invictus The Celluloid Closet Bend It Like Beckham
DON’T MIND IF I DO!
NBD.
Cramps the first day of classes?
Yeah, let’s do this. I’ll just sit there with gritted teeth and maybe everyone will think I’m a badass.
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My feet hurt so bad today that I was seeing white spots in front of my eyes every time I took a step. I also think I’m getting sick… But maybe it’s my body reacting to the pain it’s in. I dunno. I DUNNOOOO.
I’m in a terrible mood. You know, the time of the month where you get moody? Yeah, that’s happening, PLUS there’s a lot of shit going on so everything...
30 Rock.
I’m having an awful day today, so my friend Mary suggested I watch the episode of ‘30 Rock’ where James Franco is in love with a pillow.
Pretty pumped, not gonna lie.
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sade:
Beau, resting his head on my chest: These are so comforting. I love your jugs. Tits are totally a gay man obsession.
Me: Seriously?
Him: Oh yeah! We love boobs. I guess…all men love boobs.
Me: Oh. Well good to know.
Everyone loves boobs.
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The human life is made up of choices. Yes or no. In or out. Up or down. And then...
– Derek Shepherd - Grey’s Anatomy (via quote-book)
When he said that, oh man. I was a goner. I was like… Hysterical tears, clutching my stuffed animals, yelling at the screen, asking for whiskey kind of gone.
I had a dream about my friend Mary,
and she was wearing her prom dress and hanging out with a guy I dated ages ago.
Also, I kept asking her why she thought ‘True Blood’ was anti-animal, and that PETA should shut them down. (She doesn’t even think this, but she isn’t a fan of the show… So maybe I just… Put that together myself when I was asleep, heh.)
::sigh::
Reasons I should stay in bed today,...
thedailywhat:
Another Movie Trailer of the Day: First official trailer for Darren Aronofsky Wrestler follow-up, Black Swan.
The film, which stars Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis and Vincent Cassel, will premiere at the 67th Venice Film Festival in September, followed by a limited release on December 1.
[ropeofsilicon.]
OH. OH. OH. YES.
avocadosalad:
This is what happens when my friends move away from me, I have time to discover new talents.
There is a reason she is so legendary.
tehjeff asked: I haven't seen the movie yet, I should kill myself.
Did they shy away from a lot of the homosexuality? I know Wallace was untouched, thank god, but did they show Stephen Stills being gay at the end? I really hope they didn't alter any of the other gay characters.
Did they shy away from a lot of the homosexuality? I know Wallace was untouched, thank god, but did they show Stephen Stills being gay at the end? I really hope they didn't alter any of the other gay characters.
Wow!
A couple posts ago, I hit my 1,000th post! HOLY GUACAMOLE!
Going to the grocery store to get chocolate and...
We got an Alsace Riesling… What ELSE would we be doing on a Friday night when that’s in the fridge?