Oliver Harvey made it very, very difficult to work today.
drinkyourjuice: Has anyone else watched this Beyonce rehearsal like 75 times in the past two days and gotten goosebumps every time? Holy shit.
You know you're over your ex when
you find yourself crying over another dude. Shit just got real, y’all.
Just thought of the worst thing ever.
mykicks: Two girls in a bedroom, one thin and one a little chubby. The thin one says “Can you try on my blouse? I wanna see how much weight I could gain and still be able to fit in it.”
Lesbian's advice for a straight man
yellowonesdontstop: TIP #6 Have sex, make love or fuck. Just don’t screw her.
Aidan got beat up today.
avocadosalad: He’s trying to make friends in the new neighborhood, and some friends of a kid Aidan’s been hanging out with beat him up (pushed him to the ground, kicked him, stepped on his stomach). His new little “friend” told Aidan if told anyone he wouldn’t play with him anymore. I say it’s time for a squirt gun fight, and by squirt gun fight, I mean we kill them.
do you ever go back and look at guys you were in...
sade: and then vomit violently
Epitome of perfection: Bella Swan VS Normal People... →
cescaddict: tugamaggie: hiddenblondie: kleinmeli: Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Bella: I trust you. Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Normal Person: Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Supernatural Fan: Edward Cullen: I want to kill…
Lesbian's advice to a straight man
yellowonesdontstop: TIP #4 If you finish first, you actually lose. THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS.
Oliver Harvey asked for my phone number today.
I need an adult beverage, a lobotomy, and some tights. Like. I just. What? Whyyyy is this happening right before I move, again? Oh, right. This is karma, isn’t it? Yeah. This is karma.
5 Episodes That Prove ‘Roseanne’ Was... →
drinkyourjuice: Important addition to the reading list. Roseanne is near and dear to my heart, and I don’t know how comfortable I feel with my girl suddenly being a buzztopic in 2011 (don’t let kitsch drown out the work it’s doing! yes, there is flannel, but there are also important social discussions and complex characters!). I also know that anything acknowledging how important the show is/was...