Grilling timez today.
It’s going to be about 72 and sunny, so I’m putting our new grill to work. A couple people are coming over, including… Him. You know. The guy. THE guy. The one I keep mentioning. The one I’m pretty much madly in love with but he has no idea because YEAH RIGHT like I’m going down that road with someone right now. Besides, he doesn’t reciprocate like I do. He...
Stepping out of work to buy a tie to hide a hicky
avocadosalad: Because apparently I’m in the 7th grade. I’m fist pumping right now.
Gale: You're on the phone with your baker he's upset
Katniss: oh no
Gale: Goin' off about some cake that he burnt
Gale: 'cause he doesn't know how to hunt like I do
Katniss: Gale stop
Gale: I'm in the woods it's a typical Sunday afternoon
Gale: I'm hunting the kind of squirrels he doesn't like
Gale: He'll never be able to hunt like I do
Gale: CUZ HE BAKES BREAD
Gale: I MAKE SNARES
Gale: HE EATS CUPCAKES
Gale: AND I HUNT BEARS
Katniss: Gale just stop
thewhitesade: What the fuck is it with men trying... →
sade: Swear to god 4 of the 6 men I’ve dated somewhat seriously have tried to, at some point, put their dick in me while I’m fucking sleeping. One was straight up notorious for it. I’ll be literally snoring, trying to get my god damn 8 hours, when I’m awoken by my boyfriend spooning me and rubbing my…
Passed a man in a short-sleeved shirt missing his...
drinkyourjuice: Don’t stare, it’ll make him feel different. Don’t make eye contact. Treat him like any other pedestrian walking by. Wait, now I’m not looking at him at all. Is that rude? Do I normally make eye contact with people? Maybe I’ll glance at his face for a second, but not too long. And I’ll avoid the arm. Just regular eye-to-eye. Okay… go! He knew. He knew I knew about his...
I just found out that Josh Hutcherson, who plays...
We bought a grill.
I know I’ve said that, but I don’t think anyone understands quite how EXCITED I am to have a grill. When I lived with Paul, we had a tiny one that did the trick for things like steak and brats, but it couldn’t cook up a whole platter of stuff. Regardless, I loved it. This grill is charcoal, and HUGE. It is so beautiful, and the fact that I finally have a deck (I haven’t...
Everyone is asking me if I've gone into labor yet.
I’m in labor, y’all. The contractions are just too far apart to go to the hospital. Also, you’d THINK I would say something about it happening, whether in a quick phone call or as a status on that really convenient social forum we all use called Facebook. Anyway, I’m making a list of everyone who consistently keeps asking. The joke’s on you, because you’re...
It's time to get back to work.
I’m having minor contractions, but I don’t have anything to worry about until they’re 5 minutes apart or less for 2 hours or more. My contractions are a little less than 20 minutes apart, and they’re just a nuisance. Pretty sure Elena won’t be coming out until later this week. Everyone is just freaking out because I am ACTUALLY in labor. I can handle it,...
I finished Elena's room.
I’ve been cleaning all day. My brother had been occupying the room before, so of course he left a GIANT mess. I also had some laundry to do, and I wanted to clean my bathroom (being outside barefoot and then running inside to pee means lots of mopping). Anyway, it’s all done! All I need to get now is her baby monitor and a plush rug to cover up the atrocity that is the blue carpet....
avocadosalad: She just called me to tell me that she’s turning around because it didn’t feel right not to end our date with a kiss OK My friend is a BAMF who gets girls to turn around AFTER a date.
I went to see 21 Jump Street yesterday
sade: and I have to tell you guys that strangely enough, Channing Tatum is like so funny that I kind of don’t want him to play a brooding hottie in anything ever again. YES!
So, Ian Somerhalder did this TV show awhile ago where he did full on nudity. I mean, pretty much it was like softcore porn on HBO. Anyway, I saw some screencaps a little bit ago. DUDE IS STACKED. I CAN’T EVEN. WOW.