I'm am in a constant state of liking someone and...
Woah, Jeff. Real talk.
Sometimes I post statuses
when I’m in a shit mood, just so whoever actually replies to my evident sarcasm can get a heaping helping of my shit mood, too. I’m not a very nice person.
Reader's Digest version of my life lately.
You know the guy I liked, who Phil freaked out about? It isn’t going to work out. He really weirded me out, and subsequently, turned me off completely to him. My friend Jaron, who I stopped talking to months and months ago because he started ignoring me and his only explanation was that he was “an ass”, told me he was in love with me the other day. He pulled the classic...
defytheleader: Why isn’t my butt being touched right now this is bullshit
avocadosalad: yeahitsmarco: I wasn’t prepared for this. What… just happened…
So that’s what being stabbed repeatedly feels like, metaphorically speaking.
I find a guy that I like, and what happens?
Phil happens. He ALWAYS has to piss all over my good time. Dude can’t get over himself for two fucking seconds and be happy for me. It turns into him feeling bad and his feelings being hurt. I’m so exhausted by this. It has been two years. I want his obsession with me to be DONE, please. Can’t he just be a good friend, and get the fuck over himself? I dunno, be HAPPY for me?...
That's not very ladylike.: The least I can do. →
lady88: I was walking into the grocery store this morning and there was a young homeless kid sharing a bag of chips with his dog. He would take a couple chips for himself and then give the dog double what he gave himself. I walked into the store and bought a bag of dog food, and a pre-made sandwich and… Love this woman.
Elena is wide awake, just chillin' in her crib.
She really likes her mobile, so she’ll just stare at it with this really amused expression on her face. This is really nice for me, because it means she’s awake but not begging for attention. She’s wonderful at self-soothing. In other news, I’m making Mahi Mahi on the grill tonight. AW YEAH.
drinkyourjuice: gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get potartz. he dus. den gurl teks deep breff. den gurl sais “bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf” n he seys “no”. gurl iz hertbrokn. <////3 gurl cried n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols. boi runs ova 2 her. she ded </333333333 boi crie “i sed i no b ur bf…cuz i wona b ur husband!” he screems n...