hereistoanewbeginning: lukeskywalkersmistress: avocadosalad: How to be a butt is 4 easy steps: 1. Stake claim over a show that millions of people watch. 2. Purposefully get the name of your friend’s favorite show wrong. 3. Win. I hate you so much. I like that we have a “thing”. It makes our friendship that much better over everyone else’s. That’s right, I’m claiming friendship as our thing, too. “Friendship”. Okay. Y’all are practically dating.

hereistoanewbeginning:

lukeskywalkersmistress:

avocadosalad:

How to be a butt is 4 easy steps:

1. Stake claim over a show that millions of people watch.
2. Purposefully get the name of your friend’s favorite show wrong.
3. Win.

I hate you so much.

I like that we have a “thing”. It makes our friendship that much better over everyone else’s. That’s right, I’m claiming friendship as our thing, too.

“Friendship”. Okay. Y’all are practically dating.