4AM.

I would love to tell you that I was woken up by a nightmare. It’s much worse than that, though.

I was woken up at 2:30 by a bunch of inconsiderate assholes in my living room.
I honestly thought their shrieking was something to be concerned about at first. My body was in full panic mode.

But nope! Just some fucking dildos in my living room who clearly don’t care that there is a pregnant woman trying to sleep.
I could go down there, I suppose, and tell them to be quiet, but honestly… They’d be quiet for two seconds and then start screaming again.

Literally screaming. This is not an exaggeration. I wish I had a slingshot so I could hurt them all with very small pebbles.